My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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