Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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