we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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