If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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