Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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