Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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