I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i out mim tonsoeep
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