So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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