Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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