well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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