Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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