sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Randomize
