i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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