I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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