Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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