Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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