My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you win again, gameday.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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