Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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