apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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