like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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