If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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