Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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