He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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