I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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