so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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