ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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