it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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