I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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