What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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