went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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