Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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