yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
