I CAN MOONWALK!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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