I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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