Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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