fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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