I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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