Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
my liver is dry heaving
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
