he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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