she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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