Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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