I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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