Christians are straight up FREAKS
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
