they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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