...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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