I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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