u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i would punch a child for taco bell
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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