My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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