I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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