she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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