apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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