thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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