Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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