we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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