fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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