Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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