i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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