is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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