She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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