8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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