DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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