...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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