Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize